Coffee Dependency Detected

STACK TRACE:

coffee.low()
patience.warning()
human.input.detected()

Resolution:
Additional caffeine required.

Wetware Mismatch

STACK TRACE:

user.expected_outcome != user.requested_action
system.executed_correctly()
confusion.escalated()

Exception:
Wetware is not digital.

Password Ritual Failure

STACK TRACE:

password.reused()
mfa.ignored()
phishing.link.clicked()
security.team.sighed()

Recommendation:
Patch human process.

Printer Reality Error

STACK TRACE:

printer.online = true
paper.present = false
user.confidence = absolute

Fault domain:
Reality.